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Just for Laughs

on January 24, 2013

Today seemed like as good of a day as any to share some of my favorite emails and photos I have received and kept just for a day like this when a good laugh would outweigh the winter blues. Hope they tickle your funny bone.

Here are a few referencing seniors that have come my way.

Maybe you’ve seen them before,  but they are still worth passing around.

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  1. I very quietly confided to my best friend I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” That’s what old does to ya.
  2. Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?” “Ninety-eight, ” she replied. “Two years older than me.”  “So, you’re 96,” the undertaker commented. “Hardly worth going home, is it?” She responded.
  3. A reporter interviewing a 104-old woman asked, “What do you think is the best thing about being 104,”  “No peer pressure,” she replied.
  4. “I feel like my body has completely gotten out of shape,” said the elderly woman. So she asked her doctor for advice. He told her to join an exercise class. She decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
    She reported back to the doctor, ” I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on the class was over.
  5. My memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Another thing, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
  6. It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

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Some guys would do just about anything to get their hands on a classic car. But not many would do this to it !

I took this picture driving through Tennessee. I really have no words for this!  WTHeck?

Greeneville, TN 375
I LOVE the ingenuity of this one. I imagine this woman will never again say to her spouse,                                                                ” I have nothing to wear.”
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